Humor : Political

Congratulations--just by looking at this webpage, you became 25% more patriotic. From Stephen Colbert, the host of television's highest-rated punditry show The Colbert Report , comes the book to fill the other 23¿ hours of your day. I Am America (And So Can You!) contains all of the opinions that Stephen doesn't have time to shoehorn into his nightly broadcast. Dictated directly into a microcassette recorder over a three-day weekend, this book contains Stephen's most deeply held knee-jerk beliefs on The American Family, Race, Religion, Sex, Sports, and many more topics, conveniently arranged in chapter form. Always controversial and outspoken, Stephen addresses why Hollywood is destroying America by inches, why evolution is a fraud, and why the elderly should be harnessed to millstones. You may not agree with everything Stephen says, but at the very least, you'll understand that your differing opinion is wrong. I Am America (And So Can You!) showcases Stephen Colbert at his most eloquent and impassioned. He is an unrelenting fighter for the soul of America , and in this book he fights the good fight for the traditional values that have served this country so well for so long. Please buy this book before you leave the store more...

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Revenge is a great word to say. Repeat it slowly: Revenge… Just saying it makes you feel better. Let your imagination run riot with these little revenge tricks… all 101 of them. more...

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The complete list of all the little things Barack Obama has done for you. America has fallen in love with Barack Obama for his impassioned rhetoric, his commitment to change, and his hope for a brighter future. But what about the time he tuned up your guitar? Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle is the first book to chronicle all the lesser-known accomplishments of the freshman senator from Illinois, from finding your car keys to batting in the winning run for your softball team. Mathew Honan, creator of the hit website barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com, spent hundreds of thousands of hours on the campaign trail to bring you 366 examples of some of the things America’s sweetheart of a senator has done for you, including:. * Barack Obama shoveled the snow from your walkway. * Barack Obama checked under your bed for monsters. * Barack Obama danced with your mom at your sister's wedding. * When one of your vocalists came down with a nasty bronchitis bug, Barack Obama sang backup in your band. * Barack Obama left a comment on your blog. * Barack Obama warmed up your car for you. * Barack Obama followed your directions even though he was pretty sure his way was faster. A must-have compendium of the sweet things he has done for you, Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle is the only book that can do justice to the nicest man who ever lived. more...

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Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, bestselling author, and Wheel of Fortune contestant Dave Barry exposes the shattering truth. Whether he's splashing with the U.S. sychronized swim team ("Picture a bunch of elegant swans swimming with a flailing sea cow") or reliving the Pilgrims' first Thanksgiving ("We've decided to obliterate your culture, but first may we try the stuffing?"), Dave Barry proves that one man can make a difference--by having the guts to answer the questions few people bother to ask:. ¸  What makes people want to eat animals they would never consider petting?. ¸  Where do the World's Three Most Boring People meet?. ¸  Why is Colorado freezing so many human gonads?. ¸  And just how does Oprah have the power to turn a 1957 Hotpoint toaster manual into a #1 bestseller?. From the Trade Paperback edition. more...

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